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US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton gestures as she speaks during a press conference following an international donors meeting for rebuilding the Gaza Strip, in the Egyptian Red Sea resort town of Sharm el-Sheikh on March 2, 2009. Clinton called for all sides in the Gaza conflict to work towards a durable ceasefire and condemned continued rocket attacks on Israel. AFP PHOTO/CRIS BOURONCLE (Photo credit should read CRIS BOURONCLE/AFP/Getty Images)

Hey Hillary, we just want you to know that we’re not going to use the accompanying image as the source of inappropriate jokes. We won’t joke about your husband, men in general, Corvette drivers or whoever it is that you’re going at in this image. So you can rest assured that we won’t go there.

Really. Sleep well.