Careful, Tim, India’s a RED country

Hey Tim,
You know homosexuality is illegal in India, right? In 2013 it became illegal again, punishable by up to 10 years in prison. But it appears only gay sex. So you’re safe as long as you’re celibate.

We realize this is unsolicited advice, and it’s personal, and we apologize for that, but we considerate folks at Heysayer would recommend that while you are in India pursuing the best interests of Apple, Inc. you abstain.

We would also recommend, just to be safe, that you avoid those countries where homosexuality can be punishable by death.

Saudi Arabia
Sudan
Yemen
Nigeria
Somalia
Afghanistan
Mauritania
Pakistan
Qatar
Brunei Darussalam

as well as any association with ISIS/ISIL.

But then, we think you have more common sense than that.

And one last thing, Tim. As shareholders, thanks you for pursuing the best interests of Apple even when the doctrine of the land seeks to suppress particular groups based on sexual orientation. We’re projecting here, but if we were in your shoes, it would piss us off royally.

(Map courtesy of 76 Crimes)

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