Freedom of Religion? Not for Cruz.

Hey Ted,
It appears that conservative now means Protestant. It also means anti-abortion and anti-gay marriage.

It doesn’t mean fiscally conservative. That’s secondary.

If it weren’t, there wouldn’t be riders defunding Planned Parenthood stuck on bills about socialized medicine. Regardless that the Big B.O. was going to veto the bill no matter what, you didn’t have to add religion.

So choose, Ted.

Economy or religion.

They are not the same.

We posted some definitions from Dictionary.com. You might find them helpful.

ECONOMY
1. thrifty management; frugality in the expenditure or consumption of money, materials, etc.

We like #1 a lot, but thrifty government is an oxymoron.

Three is more relevant.

3. the management of the resources of a community, country, etc., especially with a view to its productivity.

We know you’re a Princeton grad, but this next one might require a close read.

RELIGION
1. set of beliefs concerning the cause, nature, and purpose of the universe, especially when considered as the creation of a superhuman agency or agencies, usually involving devotional and ritual observances, and often containing a moral code governing the conduct of human affairs.

We know you’re smart, Ted, but even our PHD failed to find any reasonable connection.

In fact there’s a big old fat gap between the two. We could drive a whole unicycle army through.

In fact, we do every day.

So, Ted, since the line is so clear, we’re having a hard time understanding how the leadership in the Republican Party fails to acknowledge the separation.

Well, not really. But it disappoints us. About as much as Bernie the Boiyd does.

And you wonder why people voted for a blow hard bully.

Just outside of Idyllwild, we developed a theory to explain Donald Trump’s seemingly irrational success.

It’s because you’re shoving your religion down our throats.

Monotheistic, pantheistic, pagan, atheistic, agnostic.

Only one works for Mr. Ted Cruz.

You see, there is an unspoken hope that Trump might just be that socially liberal, fiscally conservative candidate that the masses in the Hated Middle have craved.

Crazy, we know.

But it’s about Freedom.

We’re all good with your going to church. Pray. Seven days a week if you want.

We’ll do the same, in our way.

On our time.

With our own freedom to choose.