Mr. Bernie Sanders, Your Anger Is Contagious

June 30, 2016 Abel Ray 0

Hey Bernie Sanders, This is a history lesson. Perhaps in hindsight you will gain some personal insight into your behavior and its repercussions. You see, Bernie, not only is blame contagious, but anger is too. Look at the protests and attacks and violence that plagued the campaign trail. And most of the physical violence has been instigated by your followers. […]

Patronizing Nancy Pelosi: “Poor Tim.”

June 29, 2016 Abel Ray 0

Hey Tim Cook, You know we believe you have an iOS Agenda. We thought we’d give a couple more data points that led us to that conclusion. They’re about you, Tim. We’ll start in 2012 with the quote from the The Wall Street Journal that made its way around the web. Apple Chief Executive Tim Cook says he does 80% […]

A Tuesday PSA

June 28, 2016 Abel Ray 1

Humans have many flaws. Selfishness. Greed. Sloth. The Bible outlines a few more. But there are other sinners who are far worse. BOIYDs, Should-ers and lastly, the third of the trio–NIMBY. As usual, we’ve put it on the menu and uploaded it to youtube. Spread the word and be careful.

The People Have Spoken – BREXIT!

June 24, 2016 Jon Seliot 0

Hey Donald Trump, Brexit won. Britain and the EU are breaking up. David Cameron announced his resignation. Markets are tanking. You must be ecstatic. Not long ago we were worrying about Greece leaving, and that fear was sending the markets down. Lo and behold, it is the UK populous that voted against an overreaching socialist system. Only 52% of them, […]

Donald Trump Is Missing

June 23, 2016 Jon Seliot 0

Donald Trump is missing. He is still speaking, still calling names and attacking Hillary and Rosie and all those against him. But he is missing from our psyche. Where did he go?

iPhone 7 Rumor Update: Deep Blue and an Adapter

June 22, 2016 Jon Seliot 0

Hey Tim Cook, We heard a new rumor. The iPhone 7 is going to come with the old ear-buds and an adapter for the lightning port. We’re all for dropping the old hole, but old headphones and an adapter by default–that’s just asinine. Earbuds Apple’s made some pretty illogical decisions lately, such as equating the Republican convention with Donald Trump. […]

“Should” – NO

June 21, 2016 Jon Seliot 0

Hey World, We’ve created a public service announcement, because we care about people. Even the evil ones. So we wanted to let the world know that we at Heysayer are watching for ‘should’ and its purveyors. As with all PSA’s, we’ve added it to the menu.

$19 Trillion in Debt is NOT Wealth

June 20, 2016 Jon Seliot 0

Hey Bernie Sanders, Why are you spreading this utterly false rumor that the United States is rich? Do you even realize that we’re in debt? According to the US Debt clock, our national debt is 19.3 TRILLION and counting. $59,555 per person. PER PERSON, BERNIE! That’s what our government has committed each and every one of us to: $59,555. And […]