Hey Donald Trump, Brexit won. Britain and the EU are breaking up. David Cameron announced his resignation. Markets are tanking. You must be ecstatic. Not long ago we were worrying about Greece leaving, and that fear was sending the markets down. Lo and behold, it is the UK populous that voted against an overreaching socialist system. Only 52% of them, […]
Donald Trump is missing. He is still speaking, still calling names and attacking Hillary and Rosie and all those against him. But he is missing from our psyche. Where did he go?
Hey Tim Cook, We heard a new rumor. The iPhone 7 is going to come with the old ear-buds and an adapter for the lightning port. We’re all for dropping the old hole, but old headphones and an adapter by default–that’s just asinine. Earbuds Apple’s made some pretty illogical decisions lately, such as equating the Republican convention with Donald Trump. […]
Hey World, We’ve created a public service announcement, because we care about people. Even the evil ones. So we wanted to let the world know that we at Heysayer are watching for ‘should’ and its purveyors. As with all PSA’s, we’ve added it to the menu.
Hey Bernie Sanders, Why are you spreading this utterly false rumor that the United States is rich? Do you even realize that we’re in debt? According to the US Debt clock, our national debt is 19.3 TRILLION and counting. $59,555 per person. PER PERSON, BERNIE! That’s what our government has committed each and every one of us to: $59,555. And […]
Hey Tim Cook, No aid for the Republican convention! Rock on. Those damn conservatives. All of them. Every single one. Damn them all. Here’s the scoop from Politico. Apple has told Republican leaders it will not provide funding or other support for the party’s 2016 presidential convention, as it’s done in the past, citing Donald Trump’s controversial comments about women, […]
Hey Tim Cook, No aid for the Republican convention! Rock on. Those damn conservatives. All of them. Every single one. Damn them all. Here’s the scoop from Politico. Apple has told Republican leaders it will not provide funding or other support for the party’s 2016 presidential convention, as it’s done in the past, citing Donald Trump’s controversial comments about women, […]
Hey Tim Cook, News flash. iPads are not laptop replacements. iPads are great, don’t get us wrong, and are well suited to a variety of uses. They just happen to lag in many areas. The education market is the canary. In 2014 the iPad lost its lead in the education market to Chromebooks. PC Mag gave four reasons. Trusty 9to5Mac […]
Hey Donald Trump, How goes the annexation of Baja? We’re having a little trouble with our tunnel. And with our water coyote. We’ve gotten a 43 foot Schiada for the run, so we’re set on the boat. Heading south isn’t a big issue, but once we get there and our water coyote drops us off, she’s got to get back […]
Hey Tim, We’ve been struggling to write since the Orlanda massacre. We’re still struggling. We thought by now we’d have some brilliant thought or moving passage that would change the world in some small way. We started and stopped and edited and restarted. And then we’d turn on the news and someone would be bashing someone else. CNN would be […]
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