The BOIYD Hunt Is On!

June 14, 2016 Jon Seliot 0

Hey Bernie, We’ve got a new presentation for you. It’s simple, under two minutes, and all about the BOIYDs. It’s so cool and exciting we gave it its own page and its own spot on the menu. Have a look. We think you might like it.

Really, Seattle? Locals Only Income Tax? Good Luck.

June 13, 2016 Jon Seliot 0

Hey Seattle, We hear that already your proposed tax on locals has been encountering some resistance. We feel for you. Once BOIYDism becomes entrenched, it’s hard to remove. We have a proposal. A graduated tax, since that’s the only Fair kind, and we’ll make it like the U.S. Government’s post Obamacare tax rates — we’ll tax the middle class a […]

3 Expectations for WWDC 2016 [Updated]

June 11, 2016 Jon Seliot 0

Hey Tim, We’ve narrowed our list of WWDC expectations down to three. Just three little ones. 1. Pier to pier payments This is a no-brainer, and how it’s taken this long baffles us. We know it’s not easy. Nothing that’s built for a billion devices is. And we realize Apple still hasn’t fully grasped services yet. And we know that […]

Seattle (aka BOIYDtown)

June 11, 2016 Jon Seliot 0

Hey Seattle, We hear you’ve offered to take 85% of the illegal immigrants, house them, feed them and provide them medical care. At least that’s what we hear. We will say that 85% is a lot. Based on the Pew Research, there are an estimated 11 million undocumented immigrants in the U.S.

Nice Mansion, Matt

June 10, 2016 Jon Seliot 2

Hey Matt, We’re excited that you had to opportunity to make a political address at MIT. That must be cool for a One Percenter. Awesome. So when are you going to release your tax returns. Go Norwegian. You know, in Norway tax returns are public, for everyone. That’s all we ask. Full disclosure. Make your personal finances, and all of […]

Poor Old Macs

June 9, 2016 Jon Seliot 0

Hey Tim Cook, There isn’t one Mac that I’d buy today. The 12” is underpowered and overpriced. It’s like a 4 cylinder Lotus. And the 11”, which I love, is the same price it was over a year ago. The bump in RAM doesn’t cover the lapse. Just take one glance at the trusty Macrumors Buyers Guide. Everything’s old. The […]

Donald Trump and Baja

June 7, 2016 Jon Seliot 0

Hey Don, We’ve got a presentation for you. It involves you of course, plus big walls, surfing and Baja. We think you’ll love it. So much so that we created a whole page for it. And also because we’re having trouble with companies who preach against evil. You know how we are about preachers. So click HERE for the dedicated […]

NoCal Homerism [Updated]

June 7, 2016 Jon Seliot 0

Hey Tim Cook, How’s NoCal? We know it’s your home. We know it’s the home of Apple. It makes sense that you like it. But you seem to like it a lot. You’re building secret facilities and plants and buying and leasing large tracts of real estate in Northern California. You’ve named your Mac operating systems after places in California. […]

Full Disclosure

June 6, 2016 Jon Seliot 0

Hey, Bernie, We’re all about clean air. Heck, we’re even riding unicycles. With packs on our backs. But as our recent review of your tax return indicates, you are indeed a BOIYD. And that assessment is based on only one year. It’s interesting that you didn’t release five years, or eight. We’re sure you’ve got gobs of reasons. We’re sure […]

Right to Someone Else’s Life

June 1, 2016 Jon Seliot 0

Healthcare is a service provided by humans to other humans. Yet, we have some promising those services to others as a right. That’s the beginning of a very slippery slope.