The source of ‘FREE’

May 8, 2016 Jon Seliot 0

Hey Bernie, we love free. Man, is free good. Give us, give us, give us. Free. Free tuition. Free health care. All free. For everyone. Every … single … person. Because we’re all equal, right? So free for all of us. Awesome. So where does free come from? Did God create free? How about Zeus? Did it come from outer […]

We Are Wild Dogs

May 8, 2016 Jon Seliot 0

Hey Reader, About those wild dogs…we think they’re cool. While on vacation, our king meditator was lucky enough, thanks to the guide, to happen upon a pack. He brought back pictures. So until we get ads going, because sadly we will eventually, we thought we’d share some wild dog pics. And if you click on one of them, you’ll be […]

Size matters

May 8, 2016 Jon Seliot 0

Hey Hillary, we just want you to know that we’re not going to use the accompanying image as the source of inappropriate jokes. We won’t joke about your husband, men in general, Corvette drivers or whoever it is that you’re going at in this image. So you can rest assured that we won’t go there. Really. Sleep well.

A 7 rumor that matters

May 8, 2016 Jon Seliot 0

Hey Tim, For the first time, we’re actually excited about an iPhone 7 rumor. It’s a fairly doubtful one for the 7, but it’s worth noting because nothing else we’ve heard makes it, or AAPL, a strong buy. Which bums us out. The rumor we’ve heard is an embedded 3D Touch home button with Touch ID. We’ve expected it for […]

About that tan

May 8, 2016 Jon Seliot 0

Hey Donald, About that tan…and please don’t take this personally, because we really don’t care…but can you share exactly which spray color you use? Some of us would like to emulate you, or perhaps go as you for Halloween. Anything you can share would help. Thanks, The Heysayer Team