No Border Walls—BAJA!

May 30, 2016 Jon Seliot 2

Hey Don, Forget the border wall. Annex Baja California. The whole damn peninsula. Build golf courses and lazy rivers and hire out fishing boats with Sammy Hagar. Create jobs. So come to an agreement with Enrique Nieto. And if he won’t agree to give us Baja, bully him into submission. Call him names. Whatever it takes. Once we have free […]

A Dual Lens Camera

May 24, 2016 Jon Seliot 0

Hey Tim, We hear you’re going to put the dual camera on the 7+. It sounds cool, but we’ve never used one so we checked out Engadget to see what they know. Back in 2014, when this technology was just coming out, they interviewed someone from Corephotonics. In the video they explain some of the benefits. Here’s what we gleamed. […]

Kill the Hole

May 21, 2016 Jon Seliot 1

Hey Tim, It’s about bloody time someone (big) got rid of that antiquated hole. It’s a waste of space. Sure, some people will complain and moan, but they’re the people who bitched when you changed the power port. No reasonable person would go backwards at this point. So push on through. The moaning will end if the result is better. […]

Thanks, Tim, for Braving Another RED

May 21, 2016 Jon Seliot 0

Hey Tim, Dubai? Right after India? Really? Are you making a tour of countries with laws against homosexuality? Next you’ll be going to Saudi Arabia and Iran, risking execution. Again, we shareholders are appreciative.

More Apple in India

May 19, 2016 Jon Seliot 0

Hey Tim, 4000 Apple employees in India. Building Maps. Rock on. Hire more. Build more software. How about some new web-services? And do it overseas, away from our confused officials who think they are the reasons for your success. Wrong. Builders build. Creators create. Governments limit. Oh, and since you’re in India, how about buying worldwide streaming rights for Bollywood?

A 7 Rumor That Matters

May 17, 2016 Jon Seliot 0

Hey Tim, For the first time, we’re actually excited about an iPhone 7 rumor. It’s a fairly doubtful one for the 7, but it’s worth noting because nothing else we’ve heard makes it, or AAPL, a strong buy. Which bums us out. The rumor we’ve heard is an embedded 3D Touch home button with Touch ID. We’ve expected it for […]

Careful, Tim, India’s a RED country

May 16, 2016 Jon Seliot 1

Hey Tim, You know homosexuality is illegal in India, right? In 2013 it became illegal again, punishable by up to 10 years in prison. But it appears only gay sex. So you’re safe as long as you’re celibate. We realize this is unsolicited advice, and it’s personal, and we apologize for that, but we considerate folks at Heysayer would recommend […]

Praise for Apple Pay

May 8, 2016 Jon Seliot 0

Hey Tim, We love Apple Pay. It’s the best service Apple’s offered in a long time. We love the ease of use. We love that only four digits of the card are stored (because we see those). We’re happy that vendors don’t get our credit card information. I particularly love the notifications of all charges to the card, regardless of […]

A 7 rumor that matters

May 8, 2016 Jon Seliot 0

Hey Tim, For the first time, we’re actually excited about an iPhone 7 rumor. It’s a fairly doubtful one for the 7, but it’s worth noting because nothing else we’ve heard makes it, or AAPL, a strong buy. Which bums us out. The rumor we’ve heard is an embedded 3D Touch home button with Touch ID. We’ve expected it for […]