The BOIYD Hunt Is On!

June 14, 2016 Jon Seliot 0

Hey Bernie, We’ve got a new presentation for you. It’s simple, under two minutes, and all about the BOIYDs. It’s so cool and exciting we gave it its own page and its own spot on the menu. Have a look. We think you might like it.

Really, Seattle? Locals Only Income Tax? Good Luck.

June 13, 2016 Jon Seliot 0

Hey Seattle, We hear that already your proposed tax on locals has been encountering some resistance. We feel for you. Once BOIYDism becomes entrenched, it’s hard to remove. We have a proposal. A graduated tax, since that’s the only Fair kind, and we’ll make it like the U.S. Government’s post Obamacare tax rates — we’ll tax the middle class a […]

Donald Trump and Baja

June 7, 2016 Jon Seliot 0

Hey Don, We’ve got a presentation for you. It involves you of course, plus big walls, surfing and Baja. We think you’ll love it. So much so that we created a whole page for it. And also because we’re having trouble with companies who preach against evil. You know how we are about preachers. So click HERE for the dedicated […]

Right to Someone Else’s Life

June 1, 2016 Jon Seliot 0

Healthcare is a service provided by humans to other humans. Yet, we have some promising those services to others as a right. That’s the beginning of a very slippery slope.

The Hated Middle

May 31, 2016 Jon Seliot 1

Hey Hillary, We’ve heard a lot of hate lately for the Midwest and South. Perhaps that’s because we made a jaunt through the Pacific Northwest, along the coast — it’s beautiful. The folks up there, though, don’t seem too fond of the rural, even, sometimes, within their own states. And we wondered why. We started with a little research, as […]

No Border Walls—BAJA!

May 30, 2016 Jon Seliot 2

Hey Don, Forget the border wall. Annex Baja California. The whole damn peninsula. Build golf courses and lazy rivers and hire out fishing boats with Sammy Hagar. Create jobs. So come to an agreement with Enrique Nieto. And if he won’t agree to give us Baja, bully him into submission. Call him names. Whatever it takes. Once we have free […]

Freedom of Religion? Not for Cruz.

May 25, 2016 Jon Seliot 0

Hey Ted, It appears that conservative now means Protestant. It also means anti-abortion and anti-gay marriage. It doesn’t mean fiscally conservative. That’s secondary. If it weren’t, there wouldn’t be riders defunding Planned Parenthood stuck on bills about socialized medicine. Regardless that the Big B.O. was going to veto the bill no matter what, you didn’t have to add religion. So […]

Bernie the BOIYD

May 24, 2016 Jon Seliot 1

Hey Bernie, We’ve coined a term in your honor. BOIYD. It’s pronounced ‘boid’, Bernie. Say it. Hear it. Bernie the BOIYD. It’s got a nice ring, doesn’t it? And what, you’re asking, does BOIYD stand for? BUT ONLY IF YOU DO You’re familiar with this behavior. It’s about people who preach for action but don’t actually do it. Some call […]

But Only If You Do

May 20, 2016 Jon Seliot 0

Hey Bernie, We saw your 2014 tax return. You made over $200,000. What we find fascinating about your tax return, but not surprising given how much you spout against greed, is the amount of your itemized deductions. You took $56,000 in deductions. The median household income in the U.S is approximately $53,500 Yes, Bernier Sanders, you took more in deductions […]

The Quest for FREE

May 19, 2016 Jon Seliot 0

Hey Bernie, We Heysayers are starting a quest for the mythical ‘FREE’. We are packing out packs, buying new boots and stocking up on oats and nuts. We’re going to dedicate every non-political, non-Apple moment in search of the mystical ‘FREE.” Thank you, Bernie. We have a mission. Our first plan was to start in Mexico, make it a coast […]