Donald Trump Is Missing

June 23, 2016 Jon Seliot 0

Donald Trump is missing. He is still speaking, still calling names and attacking Hillary and Rosie and all those against him. But he is missing from our psyche. Where did he go?

Baja, Don, and Quickly!

June 17, 2016 Jon Seliot 0

Hey Donald Trump, How goes the annexation of Baja? We’re having a little trouble with our tunnel. And with our water coyote. We’ve gotten a 43 foot Schiada for the run, so we’re set on the boat. Heading south isn’t a big issue, but once we get there and our water coyote drops us off, she’s got to get back […]

Donald Trump and Baja

June 7, 2016 Jon Seliot 0

Hey Don, We’ve got a presentation for you. It involves you of course, plus big walls, surfing and Baja. We think you’ll love it. So much so that we created a whole page for it. And also because we’re having trouble with companies who preach against evil. You know how we are about preachers. So click HERE for the dedicated […]

No Border Walls—BAJA!

May 30, 2016 Jon Seliot 2

Hey Don, Forget the border wall. Annex Baja California. The whole damn peninsula. Build golf courses and lazy rivers and hire out fishing boats with Sammy Hagar. Create jobs. So come to an agreement with Enrique Nieto. And if he won’t agree to give us Baja, bully him into submission. Call him names. Whatever it takes. Once we have free […]