Mr. Bernie Sanders, Your Anger Is Contagious

June 30, 2016 Jon Seliot 0

Hey Bernie Sanders, This is a history lesson. Perhaps in hindsight you will gain some personal insight into your behavior and its repercussions. You see, Bernie, not only is blame contagious, but anger is too. Look at the protests and attacks and violence that plagued the campaign trail. And most of the physical violence has been instigated by your followers. […]

The BOIYD Hunt Is On!

June 14, 2016 Jon Seliot 0

Hey Bernie, We’ve got a new presentation for you. It’s simple, under two minutes, and all about the BOIYDs. It’s so cool and exciting we gave it its own page and its own spot on the menu. Have a look. We think you might like it.

Really, Seattle? Locals Only Income Tax? Good Luck.

June 13, 2016 Jon Seliot 0

Hey Seattle, We hear that already your proposed tax on locals has been encountering some resistance. We feel for you. Once BOIYDism becomes entrenched, it’s hard to remove. We have a proposal. A graduated tax, since that’s the only Fair kind, and we’ll make it like the U.S. Government’s post Obamacare tax rates — we’ll tax the middle class a […]

Bernie the BOIYD

May 24, 2016 Jon Seliot 1

Hey Bernie, We’ve coined a term in your honor. BOIYD. It’s pronounced ‘boid’, Bernie. Say it. Hear it. Bernie the BOIYD. It’s got a nice ring, doesn’t it? And what, you’re asking, does BOIYD stand for? BUT ONLY IF YOU DO You’re familiar with this behavior. It’s about people who preach for action but don’t actually do it. Some call […]

Exporting the blame

May 18, 2016 Jon Seliot 2

Hey Bernie, The top export from Vermont isn’t cheese. It’s blame. You know blame, Bernie. You know it well. We watched your speech. You’re becoming the champion of the angry blamers. But even children know that those who rush to attack others, those who blame early and often, and loudly, are masking their own inner faults. You have heard of […]