The BOIYD Epidemic

July 11, 2016 Jon Seliot 1

Hey World, There is an epidemic in the United States. It’s an insidious disease. Unspoken. Like cancer in the 70’s, no one wants to admit she has it. It’s too painful, too fraught with self-judgment and shame. This is the pain of those who suffer from “But Only If You Do Syndrome”, also known as BOIYDism. Few will even say […]

Mr. Bernie Sanders, Your Anger Is Contagious

June 30, 2016 Jon Seliot 0

Hey Bernie Sanders, This is a history lesson. Perhaps in hindsight you will gain some personal insight into your behavior and its repercussions. You see, Bernie, not only is blame contagious, but anger is too. Look at the protests and attacks and violence that plagued the campaign trail. And most of the physical violence has been instigated by your followers. […]

A Tuesday PSA

June 28, 2016 Jon Seliot 1

Humans have many flaws. Selfishness. Greed. Sloth. The Bible outlines a few more. But there are other sinners who are far worse. BOIYDs, Should-ers and lastly, the third of the trio–NIMBY. As usual, we’ve put it on the menu and uploaded it to youtube. Spread the word and be careful.

“Should” – NO

June 21, 2016 Jon Seliot 0

Hey World, We’ve created a public service announcement, because we care about people. Even the evil ones. So we wanted to let the world know that we at Heysayer are watching for ‘should’ and its purveyors. As with all PSA’s, we’ve added it to the menu.

The BOIYD Hunt Is On!

June 14, 2016 Jon Seliot 0

Hey Bernie, We’ve got a new presentation for you. It’s simple, under two minutes, and all about the BOIYDs. It’s so cool and exciting we gave it its own page and its own spot on the menu. Have a look. We think you might like it.

Really, Seattle? Locals Only Income Tax? Good Luck.

June 13, 2016 Jon Seliot 0

Hey Seattle, We hear that already your proposed tax on locals has been encountering some resistance. We feel for you. Once BOIYDism becomes entrenched, it’s hard to remove. We have a proposal. A graduated tax, since that’s the only Fair kind, and we’ll make it like the U.S. Government’s post Obamacare tax rates — we’ll tax the middle class a […]

Seattle (aka BOIYDtown)

June 11, 2016 Jon Seliot 0

Hey Seattle, We hear you’ve offered to take 85% of the illegal immigrants, house them, feed them and provide them medical care. At least that’s what we hear. We will say that 85% is a lot. Based on the Pew Research, there are an estimated 11 million undocumented immigrants in the U.S.

Nice Mansion, Matt

June 10, 2016 Jon Seliot 2

Hey Matt, We’re excited that you had to opportunity to make a political address at MIT. That must be cool for a One Percenter. Awesome. So when are you going to release your tax returns. Go Norwegian. You know, in Norway tax returns are public, for everyone. That’s all we ask. Full disclosure. Make your personal finances, and all of […]

Full Disclosure

June 6, 2016 Jon Seliot 0

Hey, Bernie, We’re all about clean air. Heck, we’re even riding unicycles. With packs on our backs. But as our recent review of your tax return indicates, you are indeed a BOIYD. And that assessment is based on only one year. It’s interesting that you didn’t release five years, or eight. We’re sure you’ve got gobs of reasons. We’re sure […]

NotMeUs = BOIYD

May 26, 2016 Jon Seliot 0

Hey Mark, We’re fans. Now how about releasing your tax returns. Because you’re not a BOIYD are you? That would disappoint us. But it appears that there’s a reason that Bernie supporters like the #NotMeUs tag. It’s BOIYD code. We get it now. It’s all about avoiding individual responsibility and spreading the blame. Who’s going to clean my mess? Not […]