Hey Tim, Dubai? Right after India? Really? Are you making a tour of countries with laws against homosexuality? Next you’ll be going to Saudi Arabia and Iran, risking execution. Again, we shareholders are appreciative.
Hey Tim, 4000 Apple employees in India. Building Maps. Rock on. Hire more. Build more software. How about some new web-services? And do it overseas, away from our confused officials who think they are the reasons for your success. Wrong. Builders build. Creators create. Governments limit. Oh, and since you’re in India, how about buying worldwide streaming rights for Bollywood?
Hey Tim, For the first time, we’re actually excited about an iPhone 7 rumor. It’s a fairly doubtful one for the 7, but it’s worth noting because nothing else we’ve heard makes it, or AAPL, a strong buy. Which bums us out. The rumor we’ve heard is an embedded 3D Touch home button with Touch ID. We’ve expected it for […]
Hey Tim, You know homosexuality is illegal in India, right? In 2013 it became illegal again, punishable by up to 10 years in prison. But it appears only gay sex. So you’re safe as long as you’re celibate. We realize this is unsolicited advice, and it’s personal, and we apologize for that, but we considerate folks at Heysayer would recommend […]
Hey Tim, We love Apple Pay. It’s the best service Apple’s offered in a long time. We love the ease of use. We love that only four digits of the card are stored (because we see those). We’re happy that vendors don’t get our credit card information. I particularly love the notifications of all charges to the card, regardless of […]
Hey Tim, For the first time, we’re actually excited about an iPhone 7 rumor. It’s a fairly doubtful one for the 7, but it’s worth noting because nothing else we’ve heard makes it, or AAPL, a strong buy. Which bums us out. The rumor we’ve heard is an embedded 3D Touch home button with Touch ID. We’ve expected it for […]
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